Witty quotes about online dating
If you're going this route, try to tell a funny story with a punch line that makes the time it takes to read worth it.
He basically had a ton of book-style review quotes. Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn’t rain.Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? If tears come out her eyes because of you, I will make bloody tears come out of yours. You’ve been dating for a day, you aren’t in love, shut up.Please accept also this artistic depiction of a temple in the savage lands, to which I journeyed for the purposes of stating that the excursion had so greatly broadened my mind.With this profile, I shall be seeking a woman of good moral standing for evenings of unchaperoned conversation.