Online dating cat lover
A cat man is not your typical one-night stand kind of guy.
By getting a cat, he's committing to a potential 15-year relationship filled with mood swings, scratched furniture and hair everywhere.
Remember when Tony Soprano refused to perform cunnilingus? A cat man knows how to pick up subtle clues from his cat, and he can read yours just as well.
So, the next time you say nothing is wrong, he will know what's up.
Men who love cats appreciate the funny things cats do and find humor in the little things.
While they probably are still trying to f*ck you, their intentions are to watch a great movie and enjoy your company.
Many of the ways a typical cat asks for attention correlates to the same way a woman does. Give the cat too much attention, and the cat is over you.
It wants you, it needs you and suddenly, its emotions turn and it wants you to go away. Cat men know how to handle women because they understand balance.
Cat men clearly do not give a f*ck about what anyone thinks, and that includes what their bros think of them.
A man who does not follow the rules of being a "man" also lives by the same values in the bedroom.